Detroit father faces jail time for spraying ‘Liquid Ass’ in son’s middle school classroom
A father is facing disorderly conduct charges for spraying something that smelled foul inside his son’s middle school.
Jason Festerman was called to school after his son was suspended for spraying prank item Liquid Ass in his classroom. Ads claim Liquid Ass is a “power–packed, super–concentrated liquid (that) begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.”
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Categories: Crime Tags: Detroit, Liquid Ass
So A Guy Walks Into A Detroit Police Station Holding A Hand Grenade And Says: “Look What I found!”
Detroit Police officers and prisoners have returned to the Eastern District headquarters after a man brought a grenade in a flower pot into the building Friday afternoon, prompting an evacuation of the building.
The grenade was removed by the department’s bomb squad and safely detonated on Belle Isle. No one was injured.
Eastern District Commander Steven Dolunt said the man came to the building at about 12:45 p.m. Friday at Gratiot at Gunston on the city’s east side.
“A guy walked up with an explosive device in a flower pot after cleaning his mother’s backyard,” he said.
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Categories: Bizarre Tags: Detroit, Hand Grenade, Police Station
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab sentenced to life in prison.
He will forever be referred to as “The underwear bomber” for his aborted December 2009 suicide terrorist mission where he planned to blow up a plane on an Amsterdam to Detroit flight with the help of a bomb sewn into his underwear.
Pleading guilty last year to the charges against him but pleading for leniency a few days ago via his lawyer who argued that his life sentencing was unconstitutional because he physically didn’t hurt anyone and the crime never happened; he was nevertheless sentenced to life imprisonment today Read more…
Categories: War On Terror Tags: Amsterdam, Detroit, FBI, life in prison, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, Underwear Bomber, War on Terror
Demi Moore splitting from Ashton Kutcher over his affair with 23 year old?
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
Ashton Kutcher has for a while, been shrouded in allegations of constant cheating. It seems things have come to a head as the rumor – mill is swirling with reports that Ashton and Demi Moore have separated over claims that a 23-year-old woman (Sara Leal) has come forward with the bombshell that she had a fling with him at a San Diego club on Friday the 23rd of September, the same weekend of his six-year wedding anniversary.
Categories: People Tags: 23 year old woman, 6 year anniversary, ashton kutcher, brittney jones, demi moore, Detroit, Divorce, don't believe the hype, epictetus, Greek philosopher, people, public enemy, separated, tweet
Bizarre- Man Tries To Stop Runaway Truck With His Feet, Fails Miserably
A 24-year-old Detroit-area man who tried using his feet to stop a runaway pickup truck with faulty brakes caused multiple collisions and police say he exhibited “moronic decision making.”
Categories: Bizarre Tags: Bizarre, Brakes, Detroit, Pickup Truck
